Todays Thought........and a Rant too

People who live in glass houses may as well answer the door!!!!

(Morey Amsterdam)

Observance

It's *Cosmic Patience Day* Its time to ponder how long we will have to wait for an answer to an interplanetary message sent in 1974. Probably the same amount of time it takes the cable company to answer the phone!!!!!!!!!

Attention

In Canada we have a chain called Micro Computers Plus. Yep even here in Peace River!!!! I would like to warn you if you ever have computer problems DO NOT ever take your computer to these people. They know nothing and charge ya for it. They send it to another company and charge ya for it. Whatever the price they tell you, you can add 300 bucks to it. In General these people are bandits. And I want everyone to be aware of these crooks before they get sucked in like I did. And to Micro Computers Plus in Peace River.....................

YOU SUCK!!!!!

Welcome Home Steve

Good to have ya home again

:-)

I knew drinking alcohol wasn't that bad!!!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened

to your bra and panties.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~