Uncle Jeff

This is Uncle Jeff wearing his

Mirror Ball Crash Helmet

(ps. if you never hear from me again it's because

Uncle Jeff found out I posted this pic and I'm dead)

Yahoo Now Sucks!!!!!!! Big Fuckin Boooo

Yep I like tunes. In fact I rated all of the ones I heard on yahoo radio. Very useful tool when ya busy painting and no time to switch mp3s! However. The once great station I have on yahoo can no longer load on my computer. Why???? Cause the Canadians got their mollygrubs on it !!!! So now even with ALL my pop up blockers disabled I still cant access my player. Isnt it just like over educated pencil pushin nerds to fix somethin that wasnt broke to start with?...................I would like to thank you for fuckin up yet another truly wonderful creation. In short.................................If it dont work.......................Its probably canadian made or owned!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Canada

Happy Birthday Canada.................Hopefully, this year we will legalize dope, outlaw gay marriage and quit sending money to other countries and start helping our own people...................I fuckin doubt that but it's nice to dream lol
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Today's lil tidbit!!!!! And thats one to grow on!

"College is the best time of your life. Where else are your parents goin to pay several thousand dollars just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk everynight?"

(--David Wood--)

Observance

David Allen Grier did his first improvisation on this date in 1955!

This is some of what I do in my spare time!..............Its not too clear but I will take another pic of it soon.............hopefully it will be a lil clearer
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A Womans Prayer

Our Cash

Which art on plastic

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag

In Myer As it is in David Jones

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive us our overdraft

As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard

And lead us not into Katies

And deliver us from Sussans

For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani

For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity

Amex

A Mans Prayer

Our Beer

Which art in bottles

Hallowed be thy sport

Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk

At home as I am in the pub

Give us each day our daily schooners

And forgive us our spillage

As we forgive those who spillest against us

And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting

And deliver us from Tequila

For mine is the bitter

The chicks and the footy

Forever and ever

Barmen

Jenns Poetry Contest Entry

I enjoyed reading these and I have asked Jenn permission to post em so all can read em. You can read these and many more at www.poetry.com Enjoy!!!

A Letter to Kerry
Close your eyesAnd I'm there...

Just behind you At your shoulder.

My voice, A gentle breeze upon your cheek.

My touch,

The warmth of the sun upon your skin.I will wrap myself around you as the dayAnd carry you off to dream as the night.

If your heart aches with emptyness Take comfort knowing that mine aches as well

Waiting can strip a soul bare...And distance can wear it down to the bone,

Leaving doubts to feed upon its flesh.

Just know that I am with you...And you do not wait alone.

Jennifer Lea Pierce

Copyright ©2005 Jennifer Lea Pierce

06/28/05

No Mistakes
She has her father's eyes,Like whiskey warmed by a fire.

Only different somehow.

Seventy seven pounds Of Energy and impatience.

And I scramble to keep up most days.

She tells me about her day, Over hot chocolate and fractions.

Do I know who Ellen Ochoa is?I do now...

She watches in fascination As I point out her wrong answers.

Don't you ever make mistakes?

And I look into her eyes, Like those of the man who left usYears ago...

Only different somehow...

And I smile.I can't think of one at the moment.

Jennifer Lea Pierce

Copyright ©2005 Jennifer Lea Pierce

06/28/05

I knew there musta been some kinda explanation...