Today's Thought
Who invented that brush that you leave beside the toilet? That thing hurts!!!!!
-Andy Andrews-
Well Tuesday..........Ah what a day. And now that I can rant I would like to say a few things to all those sensless drivers out there. Drivers ED if you will lol. That lil lever to the left of your steering wheel..................Yeah well thats your indicators. That allows other drivers to know what you are doing. Nothing quite like guessing when your in the middle of the intersection and the light turns yellow...............So people USE EM!!!!!!! Merge: This does NOT mean race full pin to the end of you extention and cut the big truck off!!!!!! Merge means to go with the flow of the traffic, bearing in mind thru traffic has the right of way!!!!! Do you realise that EVERYDAY in the Edmonton sun there is traffic fatalities?...................Kinda makes ya go hmmmm!!!!
=^..^=
1 comment:
I know what ya talking about here mate. We get the same over here in Australia. And ya wanna know who are the worst offenders??
Women!!
Just this morning... I was driving down the motor way and I glanced to my left and noticed the woman in the car next to me leaning forward towards the rear vision mirror putting her lippy on. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was half way over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily but let me tell ya, she scared me so much I dropped my portable shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand, and in all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone fell from between my ear and my shoulder and fell into the coffee between my legs, splashing and burning Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my jeans and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!!
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