Another Poem by Melinda =^..^=

Oh Tell Me

Oh tell me that you love me...
Oh tell me true love of mine...
Oh tell me that you love me...
and that our hearts intertwine...
Oh tell me that our spirits run free...
from shore to shore...
from sea to sea...
Oh tell me that you love me...
Oh tell me that it's true...
Oh tell me that you love me...
because I Love You...

By Melinda Brewer

A Poem From Melinda !!!

Becoming a Part of Each Other

Close your eyes...do you feel me?
Open your mind...can you hear me?
I'm calling for you...crying out your name.
Give me your hand...can you feel my touch?
Open your lips...tell me you need me.
Let me hear your beautiful words...I open myself to you.
Take my blood...does it burn within you?
Touch my heart...can you handle it?
My spirit soaring thru you...possesing your very soul.
I give to you everything that I am...will you take me?
I take everything that you are...and welcome it with open arms.

By Melinda Brewer

Jo The Taliban

Urgent Bulletin

Have you seen this woman in your neighborhood? Many of you know her as Jo. Tha shy lil wife n mother from N.S.W. Recent events have lead us to beleive this woman is an actual Taliban Operative.. Please do not pursue this woman. Dont let the cleaver disguise of sticky notes fool you... Be afraid... Be VERY afraid

Betrayal

When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

~.~

Esther Williams

Choices

We can learn from history how past generations thought and acted, how they responded to the demands of their time and how they solved their problems. We can learn by analogy, not by example, for our circumstances will always be different than theirs were. The main thing history can teach us is that human actions have consequences and that certain choices, once made, cannot be undone. They foreclose the possibility of making other choices and thus they determine future events

Gerda Lerner

Who Said What??

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach. -- Albert Einstein

Canada Remembers 9/11

September 11th 2001 is a day to be remembered everyday and not just on this day, the fifth anniversary of the day that changed the world. Canada remembers 9/11 and pays tribute to all the men and women who died so needlessly and the heros who tried to save them..

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

S.Boag

Alberta, Canada.

It Has Been Said

~ Time is a waste of life...

~ Life is a waste if time...

~ So stay wasted and have the time of your life!!!

( Billy Connolly)

Things that make ya go WTF???

Well I had one of those rare occasions to sit n watch t.v. today.... Kinda reminded me why I dont watch much T.V...... Like when ya watching a movie and they cut for a commercial?? The sound level on that commercial just about puts ya thru the roof... So I got to thinking...*Do they think people all of a sudden develop a hearing problem???
Mike Holmes on Homes..... Well he got him a charity...Its to help children, starving, orphaned and what have you.. Well seein ALL these charitys that support hungry children n send em to school n shit.....I got to wondering....* Is there no startving homeless fuckin white kids???*

Yep THATS a rant!!

Finally!!!!!!!!!!

March 13th 2006 Ozzy and former band mates, Black Sabbath get inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in New York's Waldorf Astoria Hotel.... Another stunning acheivement in Ozzy's life... Isnt it great to see The Great Reverand finally getting what he has worked all his life for??? High fives Ozzy!!

The Price Of Gas

I went to a gas station the other day and asked for $5.oo worth of gas.....The attendant farted in my gas tank and handed me a receipt!!!

DOH!!!!!!!!

Bubba Wayne and Billy Bob, both from Big Spring, Texas, traveled toGrand Lake, Oklahoma for a vacation.While walking along a busy street, they saw a sign in a store windowthat read,
"Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair.
"Bubba Wayne said, "Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob ofthese clothes, take 'em back to Bog Spring, sell 'em to all ourfriends and make a fortune fer us.
"Bubba Wayne continued, "Now when we go in there, don't you say aword, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your Texasaccent, they might think we're ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us.
Now, I'll talk in a slow, fake Oklahoma drawlso's they won't know.
"They went in the store and Bubba Wayne said, with his best fakeOklahoma drawl, "I'll take 50 of them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100of them thar shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pair of them thar trousersat $2.50 each.
I'll just back up my pickup and..."The shop owner interrupted, "Y'all from Texas, ain'cha?"
"Well, yeah," said a surprised Bubba Wayne. "How come you knowed that
"The owner replied, " Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."

URGENT BULLETIN..........URGENT BULLETIN...

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!!!!!!!!!

We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended.

Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doin what you Bin Doin!!!

One to Grow on

There is a great big world out there and it won't matter if you were the most popular girl, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it.

Let Give Em Somethng To Laugh About

The Horth Withperer

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asked "How will I recognize him?"
"Thats easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the miget shows up, and Sam asks him if he is looking for a male or a female horse.
"A female horth"
So he shows him a prize philly,
"Nith lookin horth. Can I see her eyeth?"
Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith Eyeth, can I see her earzth?" So he picks up the lil fella again, and shows him the horses ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but picks him up again and shows him the horses mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?"
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midgets's head as far as he can up the horses twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapths I should rephrase that; Can I see her wun awound a wddlebit."

Blah!!!

Now the first day that I saw ya there was something in the sky

The sun became a blur and the thunder clouds rolled by

The sea began to shiver and the wind began to moan

It must have been a sign for me to leave you well alone

And now I have to keep on movin cause there's iron in my heart

And I just cant keep on cryin' cause ya say we've got to part

You look so cool and casual and I try to look the same

But now I got to know ya, tell me who am I to blame?

You never said you loved me and I dont believe you can

Cause I saw you in a dream and you were with another man

Sorrow is my name, as I sit here all alone

And watch you slowly strip away a love I've never known

I was bored without ya baby but my feelings were a lil bit too strong

Just a little bit to strooooooooong