Saturday, March 25, 2006

DOH!!!!!!!!

Bubba Wayne and Billy Bob, both from Big Spring, Texas, traveled toGrand Lake, Oklahoma for a vacation.While walking along a busy street, they saw a sign in a store windowthat read,
"Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair.
"Bubba Wayne said, "Woo Hoo, Billy Bob! We could buy a whole gob ofthese clothes, take 'em back to Bog Spring, sell 'em to all ourfriends and make a fortune fer us.
"Bubba Wayne continued, "Now when we go in there, don't you say aword, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your Texasaccent, they might think we're ignorant, and they won't wanna sell them clothes to us.
Now, I'll talk in a slow, fake Oklahoma drawlso's they won't know.
"They went in the store and Bubba Wayne said, with his best fakeOklahoma drawl, "I'll take 50 of them thar suits at $5.00 each, 100of them thar shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pair of them thar trousersat $2.50 each.
I'll just back up my pickup and..."The shop owner interrupted, "Y'all from Texas, ain'cha?"
"Well, yeah," said a surprised Bubba Wayne. "How come you knowed that
"The owner replied, " Cause this here's a dry-cleaners."

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