Saturday, December 17, 2005

Happy Birthday!!!!!




Happy Birthday Lindaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

TidBitz

I like to get drunk too, all the way to throwing up time. Then... I don't like that shit no more! Thats when I start saying real stupid things like,"I shouldn't have had that last one." "Like, thats the one that did it. The first 171 I had don't count?" "That last one fucked me up!!"
~Marsha Warfield~

Sunday, November 06, 2005

From The Great Reverand ( It is FUCKIN Sunday!)


Looking through eyes of time, mirrors reflecting their stories..untrue.
Promises promises telling me all of my glories ... overdue.
How many times have I heard it before and I'll probably hear it again.
King of a thousand lies pourin in a taste of my losing to you.
And they dont really know even what they're talking about,
And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve.
Leave me alone don't want your promises no more.
'Cause Rock and roll is my religion and my law.
Won't ever change, may think its strange.
I'm born to rock and roll, I'm here to stayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Yeahhhhhhhh!!!
You Can't Kill Rock and Roll (6:59)

RE: ADVERTISING ON HERE!!!!

To all you idiots out there that think posting your shit in our comment box is cool !!!! It aint. If you want to come and read and comment on something your perfectly wecome to do just that. You wanna come and post your shitty lil ads, well not here cause I will delete every fuckin one of em. Ya wanna make some money?.........Get off ya fat ass and get a job!!!!! And if ya still dont get it turn your attention to the archives ( 03-13-2005) and read that............ and then ask your self does this pertain to me?????

Friday, November 04, 2005

Tidbitz

I stay away from miserable people because misery loves company. Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying * GO AROUND, GO AROUND!*
~Margaret Smith~

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Quote -O- The Day

I am the one kids love and parents hate. The one mothers love to hate. Once you have achieved that, you've achieved a goal!!
~Ozzy Osbourne~

Monday, September 19, 2005

Time to go............



This will probably be my last post from this table, in this place. I am leaving Peace River with the promise of a better life in Toronto. I will still be posting from time to time but I just wanted to post one last time from my lil spot here in the Mighty Peace. I have met so many outgoing people out here since I arrived here in June 2001. I will miss my best friend Louise and her family the most. They have accepted me as part of their family and have continued to show me care and support even in hard times. It's always a drag to leave places n people behind but it is a life I am used to as many will tell you. Although being a free spirit such as I am can be great it also has its draw backs. I am certain that one day I will settle down and be happy again. But not today!.........I wanted to give a shout out to my friend Anita as well. Hiya Anitaaaaaaa!!!!! She is always nagging me to post and I never seem to have time to do that so here ya go!!!!! I would also like to say goodbye to all my friends here in Peace River. You will all be missed terribly. I do plan to cme back one day but you all will be missed in the mean time. Louise............ Huggs to you. You had better stay in touch!!!!!!!! I know where you live!!!!!! Well enough about that I just wanted to pay tribute to the many people here in Alberta who have touched my life. You know who you are and you will me remebered with the fondest of thoughts. As I said I will be back on day soon but I will miss you all in the mean time......................To answer a few questions about why I am going back?.............My ex wife, over the years since she packed up and left has made it impossible to see my children. Women have all the power that way and it sucks. I refused to let her use them as weapons any longer so I came out here. Well I havent seen them since they were 7 n 4...........This haunts me each n every day. So I decided that I would return home and try to establish contact with them. I hope things have changed for my ex wife who seems to blame every misfortube in her life on me. The only thing I was ever guilty of was loving her. SO! There ya have it!!!!!!!!!! .................... Denise is now 12, Adam is 9..........yep thats them!!!!!

Friday, August 19, 2005

See what happens when ya drink too much.....

Ya put the wrong date on stuff

Seems Steve was born in 1964 and not 1962

(thanks sis for setting me straight on that one)

I'm sorry Steve for makin ya

older than ya already are...lol


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Thursday, August 18, 2005

On This Day in 1964........

Steve was born!!!!
Happy Birthday Steve...
wishing you lots and lots of
love, peace and happiness
:-)

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Sunday, August 07, 2005


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had dictated to their new wives their marital duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper

Monday, August 01, 2005

From The Great Reverand Ozzy (Back in time)


I'm looking through a hole in the sky,
I'm seein nowhere through the eyes of our lives,
I'm getting closer to the end of the line,
I'm livin' easy where the sun does'nt shine.
Hole in the sky, gateway to heaven.
Window in time, ruins of life.
Yeah!
I've seen the dogs of war enjoying their feast,
I've seen the western world go down in the east,
The fruit of love became the greed of our time,
And now we're livin' on the profits of crime.
(Hole in the sky, 4:11)

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Todays Thought(s)

Todays Thought
The second day of a diet is always easier. By then you are off it!!!
( Jackie Gleason)
Observance
The youngest tyke of the Van Dykes, banjo pickin Jerry, was born on this day in 1931

New from da paintshop.


This is a pic I just did for Becky. This is another of her many friends. They were originally in a kitchen or somehwere in the photo. Becky's Mom Jo thought it might be nice if I fixed it up. I hope she likes it!!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Todays One To Grow On!!

Todays Thought
"I'm not the best dresser!! Every year Goodwill gives me 500 bucks not to clean out my closet!!!"
---(Pat Cooper)---
Observances
Ever wonder when St. Smithuns Day is? Well, wonder no more!!!!The former Bishop of Winchester was buried in a downpour on this day, and legend has it, that if it rains today, it will rain for the next 40 days!

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Shit from the big chair!!!!!!

Todays Thought (or lack therof)
Procrastination is the art of keepin up with yesterday!!
--Don Marquist--
Observances
The week following July fourth weekend is *National Nude Weekend* It's also *National Stay Away From Wicker Furniture Weekend!!!

Sunday, July 03, 2005

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Won't you help me Mista Jesus
Won't you tell me if you can
When ya see the world we live in
Would ya still believe the man?
If my songs become my freedom
And my freedom turns to gold
Then I'll ask the final question if the answer could be sold
The Thrill of it all (5:56)

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Uncle Jeff


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This is Uncle Jeff wearing his

Mirror Ball Crash Helmet

(ps. if you never hear from me again it's because

Uncle Jeff found out I posted this pic and I'm dead)

Friday, July 01, 2005

Yahoo Now Sucks!!!!!!! Big Fuckin Boooo


Yep I like tunes. In fact I rated all of the ones I heard on yahoo radio. Very useful tool when ya busy painting and no time to switch mp3s! However. The once great station I have on yahoo can no longer load on my computer. Why???? Cause the Canadians got their mollygrubs on it !!!! So now even with ALL my pop up blockers disabled I still cant access my player. Isnt it just like over educated pencil pushin nerds to fix somethin that wasnt broke to start with?...................I would like to thank you for fuckin up yet another truly wonderful creation. In short.................................If it dont work.......................Its probably canadian made or owned!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Canada


Happy Birthday Canada.................Hopefully, this year we will legalize dope, outlaw gay marriage and quit sending money to other countries and start helping our own people...................I fuckin doubt that but it's nice to dream lol
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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Today's lil tidbit!!!!! And thats one to grow on!

"College is the best time of your life. Where else are your parents goin to pay several thousand dollars just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk everynight?"
(--David Wood--)
Observance
David Allen Grier did his first improvisation on this date in 1955!

This is some of what I do in my spare time!..............Its not too clear but I will take another pic of it soon.............hopefully it will be a lil clearer
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

A Womans Prayer


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Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag
In Myer As it is in David Jones
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
And lead us not into Katies
And deliver us from Sussans
For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani
For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity
Amex

A Mans Prayer

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Our Beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as I am in the pub
Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Jenns Poetry Contest Entry

I enjoyed reading these and I have asked Jenn permission to post em so all can read em. You can read these and many more at www.poetry.com Enjoy!!!

A Letter to Kerry
Close your eyesAnd I'm there...
Just behind you At your shoulder.
My voice, A gentle breeze upon your cheek.
My touch,
The warmth of the sun upon your skin.I will wrap myself around you as the dayAnd carry you off to dream as the night.
If your heart aches with emptyness Take comfort knowing that mine aches as well
Waiting can strip a soul bare...And distance can wear it down to the bone,
Leaving doubts to feed upon its flesh.
Just know that I am with you...And you do not wait alone.

Jennifer Lea Pierce

Copyright ©2005 Jennifer Lea Pierce
06/28/05

No Mistakes
She has her father's eyes,Like whiskey warmed by a fire.
Only different somehow.
Seventy seven pounds Of Energy and impatience.
And I scramble to keep up most days.
She tells me about her day, Over hot chocolate and fractions.
Do I know who Ellen Ochoa is?I do now...
She watches in fascination As I point out her wrong answers.
Don't you ever make mistakes?
And I look into her eyes, Like those of the man who left usYears ago...
Only different somehow...
And I smile.I can't think of one at the moment.

Jennifer Lea Pierce

Copyright ©2005 Jennifer Lea Pierce
06/28/05

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Todays Thought........and a Rant too

People who live in glass houses may as well answer the door!!!!
(Morey Amsterdam)
Observance
It's *Cosmic Patience Day* Its time to ponder how long we will have to wait for an answer to an interplanetary message sent in 1974. Probably the same amount of time it takes the cable company to answer the phone!!!!!!!!!
Attention
In Canada we have a chain called Micro Computers Plus. Yep even here in Peace River!!!! I would like to warn you if you ever have computer problems DO NOT ever take your computer to these people. They know nothing and charge ya for it. They send it to another company and charge ya for it. Whatever the price they tell you, you can add 300 bucks to it. In General these people are bandits. And I want everyone to be aware of these crooks before they get sucked in like I did. And to Micro Computers Plus in Peace River.....................
YOU SUCK!!!!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Welcome Home Steve


Posted by Hello

Good to have ya home again

:-)

I knew drinking alcohol wasn't that bad!!!


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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened
to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Broken

Thank you to everyone who has called my home because I havent been on here. Thats true friends. I blew a chip in my computer and it it still being repaired so it may take a while to get back online. For those who have my number feel free to Call me.................Till next we meet

Friday, April 29, 2005

Today's Thought........And yeeeeeeeeehaaaa it's Friday!

It's alright, letting yourself go,
As long as you can let yourself back!
(Mick Jagger)
Observance:
Crack a smile as it's *Moment of Laughter Day* It is also the Birthday of someone who gave us many of those moments.
Jerry Seinfeld 1954
Confusious Say!
He who jump with unchecked parachute. Jump to own conclusion!

Sunday, April 24, 2005

From the Great Reverand Ozzy

....So you children of the world listen to what I say,
If you want a better place to live then spread the word today,
Tell the world that love is still alive you must be brave,
Or you children of today are children of the grave, yeah!
(Children Of The Grave...5:19)

Politics or comedy (Only in Canada)

......Well I just got finished watching a program on criminals in Canada! This has reminded me of exactly why I hate being Canadian. See our politicians think that saving tax payers money is the right thing to do! Agreed! But is trimming the justice and penal system the way to go? I think not. In the last hour I have seen in great detail just what our idiots (government) think is good. In the late 90s someone on Parliament Hill (Ottawa's House of Idiots) had the bright idea to reduce the number of criminals in our jails. Introducing the House Arrest Program. This is where we get to see exactly what kind of LOONIVERSITY education our politicians really have. In the last hr I have seen a lot of shit that just pisses me off. I have a grade eight education and even I have more fuckin brains than the people we trust our country, our security and our personal safety too. A lady,(yep you guessed it!!.......... Canadian) blows her husbands head off with two shots fired at point blank range. Reason: He wouldn't give her a divorce without following proper and legal guidelines. (Just like Canadian women to start with nothing, marry and then take everything). Her punishment: House Arrest!!!............Translation: She got fuck all. They may as well handed her a prize for marksmanship! A man gangrapes a 14 yr old girl: punishment: House Arrest!!!Translation: Bad boy!!!! Now ya have to be in by 10:00 pm!!!!! A Toronto area business man get snagged with one of the largest collections of kiddy porn in recent history...Punishment: House Arrest!!!!! Translation................Bad boy but continue driving your fuckin Benz and keep funneling money into our system. These are a few reasons that I think too much education makes ya stupid!!!!!!! I have grade 8 I remind you. If this were any other country in the world a revolution would surely have erupted by now. Fact: Canadians are spineless. They let our democratic government dictate!!!!! And then bitch about it for a while and do fuck all to make them selves heard!
In light of the 3 out of 16 MILLION cases that received house arrest heres what they would have gotten had I been makin the rules!
1) Lady blows hubby's head off while he sleeps-------------Life!!!!! Maximum Security. When I say life I mean life not a piddly ass lil 25 yrs!
2) Men gangrape teen girl- Sentence: To be confined in a room with parents who's children have been victims of this horrible crime. The room would be 50'X50' with an exit directly across from the entrance. Now if these (cant even call em human) sick bastards (waste of oxygen comes to mind as well) can make it to the exit. They can live!!!!!!!!
3) Man get busted with kiddie porn- Sentence: He will sign over everything he owns, right down to the tucks he has stuffed between the cheeks of his ass to the victims of his doing!.......Then immediately upon the guilty verdict that motherfucker would have his balls slowly removed with a teaspoon. and once he has suffered for oh about a week with NO treatment..........He would then starve to death.
What the fuck ever happened to *let the punisment fit the crime*
If your a spineless Canadian that sees this stuff goin on in our world. Dont be a lazy sack of shit. Get the fuck off you fat asses and drop the fuckin remote and DO something about it. I am only one voice..................if you speak with me then we are two............and so on and so on. I think in order to be a politician you should be made to grow up such as I did. You should be made to suffer like I did. You should be rejected by the very system you PAY 22% of your weekly paycheck to like I have been. You should be made to live on the street like I have. Then and only then you will see first hand what one must do to make the country a better place to live instead of making it easy for criminals to live and practice their profession. As you will learn when I am finished my book, A Twisted Look at Canadian Politics (Politics versus Common Sense) You will soon see why I have always said much Education really does make ya stupid!!!!!!!...................Want proof?.................Look at politicians!!!! and the shit will flow downhill from there!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005


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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Can someone please tell me.......


what the hell is going on here???
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or here......


are they meditating or something?
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or here......


wtf are they runnin from????
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Now this one I know.......


Moon River !
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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Today's Thought...............Or lack there of!

I know there are people in the world, who do not love their fellow human beings! I Hate people like that!!
---Tom Lehrer---
Observance:
Today celebrates a little horse sense. The first horse was brought to America in 1629 and the classic sports car the Ford Mustang was introduced in 1964.
Graffiti:..!!
Enjoy daylight savings time! It'll probably be the only thing you'll save all year!
=^..^=

From The Great Reverand (on tour apparently)


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Have you ever thought about your soul can it be saved,
Or perhaps you think that when you are dead you just stay in your grave,
Is God just a thought within your head or is He part of you?
Is Christ just a name that you read in a book when you were in school?
(After Forever 5:25)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Fresh Off The Press

Today's Thought
I dont believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear!..............
---Woody Allen---
=^..^=
Observance
The first professional golf tournament ever held in the United States was played at the Siwanoy Golf Course in Bronxville, N.Y. in 1916.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Today's Thought

Wow its been a while. Well here it is back by popular demand!!!!!
Todays Thought
I eat so much pizza that when I went away for two weeks Dominoes sent me a *Get Well* card. I was gone for a month and they put my picture on the pizza boxes, it read, "Have You Seen This Man". ....... ---Doug Graham---
Observance:
Its *No Housework Day*. Skip the dishes, vaccuuming, dusting and all that. Do nothing! In fact we suggest you start out your day by going back to bed!!!!
=^..^=

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Todays Thought.........(again)

"The most important thing in acting is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, you're in!!!"
---Samuel Goldwyn---

"If the glove doesn't fit, You must aquit"

.........This afternoon in his home, famed defence lawyer Johnnie Cochran died of a brain tumor. Johnnie was a top notch celebrity defence lawyer most known for the O.J. Simpson case. R.I.P. Johnnie!!!!
=^..^=

Sunday, March 27, 2005

From The Great Reverand Ozzy @ Easter!


Yes I know the secrets, trapped within your mind,
You think all the people, who worship you are blind,
Your just like Big Brother, giving us your trust,
Then when you have played enough you'll just cast our souls into the dust.
You thought that it would be easy, from the very start,
Now I've found you out, I don't think your so smart,
I only have one more question, before my time is through,
If HE'S up there than tell me, in the name of HELL ...
Who are you?
( Who Are You 4:11)
=^..^=

This just in!!!!!!!!

Only In Alberta!! Posted by Hello
Now talk about the things that make ya go hmmmmmmmmm!!! Could it be that Albertans have earned the name REDNECK for good reason?.............So to sum it up they dunno much about sex.........and they certainly know ANYTHING about driving..........Well like I always say "Ya know its gonna be a bad day when ya brush your teeth with Preparation -H "

Friday, March 25, 2005

More from the paintshop!!!!

This again is Rebecca! And Rebecca is with yet another one of many friends. This one was tricky because Rebecca's friend had a really red complexion so I had to make adjustments to it. I also added the background and used a filter called Lens Flare to acheive the flares n bubbles (repeated several times) I used a filter called Filter Attacks on the edges too. Many of my portraits have this, but I like the effect....... =^..^=..........!!! Posted by Hello
This Is Rebecca and her mom Jo. I did this for them a while ago although not much went into this one I think it turned out okay! The subject is a little scratchy but it was taken on a web cam quite a while ago! I added the scripture and the ladies and that was it!...I call it Mt. Jobecka!!!!!! he he he! Posted by Hello

Today's Thought

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million aren't any happier then people with nine million!!!
---Hobart Brown---
OBSERVANCE
It's "Pecan Day". Commemorating the planting by George Washington, of pecan trees at Mt. Vernon on this day in 1775. Not surprizingly, to this day, whenever people hear the word Washington, they think of a bunch of nuts!!!
Welcome Home Shawn!!
Today is Good Friday!!! Happy Good Friday to everyone! Wanna give a shout out to Shawn who is comming home this weekend! Happy Easter to you and your Family and I hope your visit is everything good. Take Care!

Monday, March 21, 2005

From The Bible Of Ozz

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Back on earth the flame of life burns low,
Everywhere there's misery and woe,
Pollution fills the air, the land and sea,
Man prepares to meet his destiny, yeah.
(Into The Void ...6:11)

Todays Thought

God gave us children to test us and to make us more spiritual! ---(George F. Will)---
Observance
Today is the "Future birthday of Capt. James T. Kirk". Trekkies in Riverside, Iowa believe that the real Capt. Kirk will boldly go where some man has obviously gone before and be born in the year 2228. But not to worry. There's still plenty of time to buy a card!!!

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Today's Thought

There's no limit to the amount of work a man can do provided, of course, that it isn't the work he is suppost to be doing at that moment!!!
---Robert Benchley---
Observance
Several of comedy's big guns got their shot on this day:
Carl Reiner - 1922
Hal Linden - 1931
Jerry Reed - 1937

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Advertising

Well as you can see I do alot of art kinda stuff online. In an effort to do the best job I possibly can I have to search alot of sites. Well as of late for every four hrs worth of browsing I get to uninstall all the useless crap these lowlife salesmen install on my computer for four hrs. Now I agree everyone has to make a living. But if I wanna buy something from you, you will be the first to know. There ought to be laws against loading a guy's computer up with crap that only fucks it up. Lemme put it to you this way. If I was a salesman, and I sold tar. Would it be fair for me to assume you were gonna buy some and go fill up your car with some nice hot tar. Oh you can always go back and uninstall it if ya dont want it right?................Yanno instead if targeting smokers and filling everyones head with useless unfounded statistics (the media and government go hand in hand in propaganda). Do something worthwhile and regulate these idiots that think that installing shit on my computer is cool. Again I stress to all you fucks!!!!! If I wanna buy your shit I will call you........dont call me
=^..^=

Todays Thought and Observance

Todays Thought
......My Father was a successful business man. He was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stock broker jumped out the window and landed on his pushcart!!!
(Jackie Mason)
OBSERVANCE
It was Ted Baxter's sign off for the gang in the WJM newsroom as The Mary Tyler Moore Show aired its last episode on this date in 1977.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Today's Thought

Lots of fellows nowadays have a M.D., P.H.D. or a B.A. Unfortunately they dont have a J.O.B ----Fats Domino---
Question:
Whats green and stays out all night?
(Answer if you dare)
Wanna give a shout out to Chris n Kaylee in Ill. You guys rock!!!! Gonna have a pic of Kaylee done for ya soon so hang in there! Never been good at multitaskin lol. Okay heres a sneak peak at my book..........Remember I am no rocket scientist lol
Well here I was. Another year another home that was not my own. I remember thinking even though things were bad at home I missed home. I was raised in foster care from age eight. This is where my journey began. My first foster home was really cool in the beginning. This family had kids of their own. Two girls and a boy, all of who were slightly older than my older and youngest sister and I, all this was very strange and I wasn’t really sure of change at that time. As the weeks past and we became more settled this began to change. Now I am a firm believer in a good smack in the ass now n then to get your point across when all else fails. Don’t get me wrong I have had my share of them. But then there is crossing the line. My new home was now a private hell. All I could remember was being afraid. I was in the best shape of my life too. You get that way after carrying twice your own weight everyday. Chores are chores I admit. But again there is a line.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Today's Thought!

My wife is an interior decorator. She wants to get rid of me because I clash with the drapes!!!! (Morey Amsterdam).................................Happy St. Patricks day Everyone

Your Welcome

Your very welcome Rebecca. Its gives me great satisfaction to see you smile! And theres more to come I am sure. You gonna get bored of em soon I am sure. Lauire!!!!! Yep that made my day lol. ........... Women Drivers eh...........go figure lol..............Okay in closing........Rebecca, I hope you are feelin better today!!!!! My thoughts and prayers are with you!
=^..^=

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

This lady is Rebecca's Fairy. I dont know her but I heard alot about her! This picture was taken with three other folks at some kind of hall (legion or lodge).
This is Rebecca. The daughter of my dear friend Jo in Australia. I High Fives Jo. I forget the lady with her but I get back to ya on that. This picture was taken in someones kitchen. It needed fixin!!!!
Rebecca's Lil Puppy Dawg...........Charlotte Rose